bay and emmett <3bay: "she thinks that we're.. sleeping together."
emmett: would that be so bad?
bay: "i wouldn't know."
emmett: are you--
bay: "yes, i'm a virgin."
emmett: *laughs*
bay: "what?"
emmett: this is vegetable. this is virgin.
bay: *laughs* "well what are you? a vegetable?"
emmett: *shakes his head*
bay: "ohh. one of the other food groups."
emmett: *nods*
bay: "did you do it with--!"
emmett: no, no. ...i don't peel and tell.
bay: ...
emmett: it's a vegetable joke.
bay: "no i got it."
emmett: does it bother you that i'm not a vegetable?
bay: "no! ...yes... no, i d- i don't know! is it weird that i am?"
emmett: of course not.
gotta love this